Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman