Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
