Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop