Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
I'm hungry enough to block a colon
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.