Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
