Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Computers and women are ruining the country
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week