If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Love is not only blind but stupid
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"