If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Share This Joke:

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn

is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes

More Al Bundy jokes

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet

I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed