Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
