Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
