Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop