A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?