A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.