You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
