You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
Women... can't live with them... the end
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.