Try the moon, you'll weight less there
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
