Greeting Vultures!
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
