Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
