Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
