Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
