Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
