Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
