Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
