Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it
