Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
