Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
