Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
