Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
