I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
