I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
