In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.