In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
A man's home is his coffin
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring