The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile