The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn