The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?