The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Here you wear the bag, but in bed....
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"