I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
