I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
