It is wrong to be French
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"