That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!