I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
