Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
