Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
