Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
