Remember our motto: We ain't got it
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
