It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
