I should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
