Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Love is not only blind but stupid