Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?