That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home