That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight