That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it