Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
