If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!