If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years