I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
