I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
