If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish