What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
