I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
