My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman