My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up