You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"