You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home