You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish