I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Share This Joke:

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope

is rated: 3 from: 3 votes

More Al Bundy jokes

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex

I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids