I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home