I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet