I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18