I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?