I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years