I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass