I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
That's because I don't love you like a son Bud
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!