I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you