White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
