White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
