We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet