If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Mud wrestling is a sport
