Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet