Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard