Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"