I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
Women... can't live with them... the end
Love is not only blind but stupid