Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
