Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
