Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
