Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
