Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
