Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job
