Computers and women are ruining the country
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
