If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
