If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
