If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
