Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
