Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
