you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.