you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"