you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand