You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
