If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life