If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench