I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
