I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?