I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
