Real men don't write letters
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This cheese means more to me than both your lives
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
