Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
